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Song Parodies -> "Killing Children"

Original Song Title:

"Little Children"

Original Performer:

Billy J Kramer

Parody Song Title:

"Killing Children"

The Lyrics

Killing children is what this hell-sent fella is likely to do
Killing children, this hell-sent fella's only out for his own good
He'd like to lead 'em to the slaughter
It's become pretty easy to see
Only one cared for is he

"Must open up the school day"!
Bring in children, get 'em together inside
And pack 'em in
They need schoolin', OK, some of them will have died
But that's the breaks
He's being aided by his stoogie
His whore who just wants to privatize
While putting dead kids on ice
(The ones that ain't iced by ICE)

They could be killing your sister
Who might first give it to Dad
Who in turn gives it to Mother
But perpetraitors ain't sad

There'll be some permanent naps
Little children are gonna go bye-bye
Those two don't care at all
Killing children is their thing, infanticide
They just don't care
Their only interest is getting wealthy
Couldn't care less if kids are healthy
Screw little children, their view
Two clowns are perfectly happy to cut down
Little children, adieu

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Pacing: 1.8
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Total Votes: 16

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John Dacey - November 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Really dark. Really good.
American Veteran - November 04, 2020 - Report this comment
And factual too. What he can't screw he wants to destroy. Pervert antichrist scum he is.

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