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Song Parodies -> "The Toot Toot Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss)"

Original Performer:

Betty Everett

Parody Song Title:

"The Toot Toot Song"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Is he using?
We wanna know
How can we tell if he's tootin' blow

(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh, no! You'll never see
(Is it in his size?)
Oh, no! You must believe

If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's on the blow
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)

(Oh, yeah! Or is it in his face?)
No way! Not even warm
(In his quick heart pace)
Uh, uh, a false alarm

If you want it known
(Toke, toke, toke, toke)
If he tokes homegrown
(Toke, toke, toke)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Yeah, it's in his piss
(That's where it is!)

Oh, oh, oh, hold it
Up to the light
And find out what you wanna know
If there are drugs, if they do exist
It's there in his piss

(How "bout the way he acts?)
No, no, no! That's not the way!
You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'

If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's using bro'
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Oh yeah! It's in his piss!
(That's where it is!)

Oh, oh, oh, hold it
Up to the light
And find out what you wanna know
If there are drugs, if they do exist
It's there in his piss

(What if he can't relax?)
No, no, no! That's not the way!
You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'

If you wanna know
(Toot, toot, toot, toot)
If he's tootin' blow
(Toot, toot, toot)
It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)

Oh, yeah! It's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Mmmm, it's in his piss
(That's where it is!)
Mmmm, it's in his piss

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Jeff Reuben - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I was sure this was a fart song (is it in his smile?) Well done!
AFW - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Narc on a lark...very good..
Chuck A. Spear - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious, and perfectly crafted! Urine the groove- sample some 5's!
alvin rhodes - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i love it...5s
Azrepheal - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice :)
Paul Robinson - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh...sir, could we ask you to fill this bottle, please? Hey...look - three "5's" just squirted out ~ ~ ~
Phil Alexander - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, in a way: on a day where I've just submitted a song that's been done in a similar way by Merry and Pippin, this one turns up which is kind of similar to http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bettyeverett0.shtml (submitted before '60s' was even an option). Anyway, great idea for a parody, Rick ;-)
Rick C - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, AFW, Chuck A. Spear, alvin, Azrepheal and Paul. My apologies to Phil Alexander.
Johnny D - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Follow the Yellow Slick Road! WHOOPS! We're off to pee the Ozzard, the Wonderful Ozzard of Whiz!
Rick C - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back, JD! Where ya been?
Guy - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You can now get urinalysis results online. You just have to mke sure you have the right "IP" to get them.
Johnny D - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi Rick! I've been around, just busy with other stuff. Looks like most of my Amiright activity will be taking place on weekends now. I probably won't have time to get in here every day, 7 days a week. But I'm not leaving!
Adagio - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny...cracking me up again. :D "Follow the Yellow Slick Road! WHOOPS! We're off to pee the Ozzard, the Wonderful Ozzard of Whiz!"

Good song, Rick C. 5's
Rick C - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Johnny D, Guy and Adagio.
Wolverine - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) Freakin' hillarious, and much better than the fart song I was expecting by the title.
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) I second Wolverine. Sometimes the simplest songs make the greatest parodies.
Michael McVey - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting concept.---MM
Matthias - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You have to be on crack to not give this parody 5's
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) A parody about drug-testing? That's a new one. And it's awesome into the bargain.
Jason - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) An original idea for a parody and very well executed. 555
Max Power - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Great one there
Cat - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yeah...I thought it was going to be a fart song, too. But this was good! Reminded me a bit of Claude's Pee Our Test.
Stuart McArthur - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) hmm, I somehow missed this one when posted, Rick - great idea and use of the OS - very topical in Aus at the moment too with our premier Aussie Rules footy team suddenly riddled with confessed addicts - 555
Johnny D - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Kristof Robertson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) As usual, a work of the highest quality (i.e. not cut with baking soda)...and you've given me a parody idea as well. 555
Red Ant - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) With cocaine, it's more likely in his hair. Hell, 97% of 20$ bills in the US contain measurable traces of coke. Homegown coke?! Anyway, urine fine form as usual, Rick. 5 kilos.
Arwen - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...Rick, I don't know how I missed this one for so long...but all it did was remind me that you are seriously one of the funniest writers on the site. I'm dying!
Jack Wilson - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! Great job 5s
Jeff Reuben - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Good to see this one drug up from the past again =)

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