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Song Parodies -> "Malo Lago"

Original Song Title:

"America"

Original Performer:

Bernstein/Sondheim (West Side Story)

Parody Song Title:

"Malo Lago"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

trump:
Malo-Lago, my heart's devotion
My winter dacha on the ocean!
It's become my prized possession
A monument to indiscretion!

trump:
Here in my club 'Malo-Lago'
Everyone's rolling in big dough.
There with old money can I schmooze
CHORUS: Pretending he can abide Jews.
trump: Being as racist as I want,
CHORUS: White as a yacht club in Larchmont.

CHORUS:
The biggest sleaze in America
Stairs make him wheeze in America
Putin's main squeeze in America.
He's a disease on America

trump:
I count each member a new friend,
CHORUS: @ two hundred thou per annum-ed.
trump: Members who influence-peddle,
Members who with the markets meddle.
Nothing they have's made on merit,
CHORUS: Only worth what they inherit!

CHORUS:
The biggest sleaze in America
Stairs make him wheeze in America
Putin's main squeeze in America.
He's a disease on America

trump:
Here in the safety of Palm Beach
I can't hear the loud cries to "Impeach!"
Unpleasant things I call fake news
CHORUS: His voters're easily confused.

CHORUS:
The biggest sleaze in America
Stairs make him wheeze in America
Putin's main squeeze in America.
He's a disease on America

trump:
All the wives at Malo-Lago
Might have been thought 'hot' long ago.
Their ages now are misstated
CHORUS: And ev'ry part's rejuvenated!

CHORUS:
The biggest sleaze in America
Stairs make him wheeze in America
Putin's main squeeze in America.
He's a disease on America

trump:
All this gold leaf suits my lifestyle
Here while I languish in exile
Palm Beach says it's not residential
Since I'm not so presidential
Now there's the looming potential
My address will be penitential

CHORUS:
The biggest sleaze in America
Stairs make him wheeze in America
Putin's main squeeze in America.
He's a disease on America

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