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Song Parodies -> "Stand On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Me"

Original Performer:

Ben E King

Parody Song Title:

"Stand On Me"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

The new way to fight back pain (well--actually it's not new, a lot of people do it) but anyway, find me at badave. . .
When the back pain comes
and it feels like a rock
And I feel like I've been hit by a tree

No I won't get irate
Do not care 'bout your weight
May sound wrong, could you stand, stand on me

So crack it, crack it, stand on me,
oh walk on me, oh please
Please help me, massage me

If you don't this pain will go on
and I'll have to crawl
And this pain will still bring me to my knees

See me cry, Through the night,
So please come over here
Still sounds wrong, but please stand, stand on me

Just walk now, walk now
stand on me, oh crack it please
Woh up now
Some higher, Some lower

(Dave smiles as someone walks on his back through ambient instrumental part)

Thank you, Thank You
Stand on me
ooh Stomp on me
oh walk now
Lower please, Lower please

When my whole back is hurting could you stand on me?
oh stand on me
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Ann Hammond - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Jason - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job.
Meriadoc - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Made me recall that English guy on "The Jeffersons". :-)
alvin - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
nice twist on the original lyrics
Tim Mayfield - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Great concept. I was laughing from the moment I read the title. :-)
Below Average Dave - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Ann, Jason, Merry, Alvin and Tim--fun OS really:)
LadySpur - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
B+A+D, just lift off your shirt, while I put on ' that magic apron' and I 'll walk on your back glady, Sir! . . . I even brought my new spurs from Virginia City, NV . . . I'll just roll 'em up your spine, that should do you just fine!

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