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Song Parodies -> "More Vegan Ham"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

Beatles, The

Parody Song Title:

"More Vegan Ham"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I once met a girl
Or should I say, she once fed me
She made a meal
Based on a sham, called Vegan Ham

She asked me to sit
And she told me to start anytime
So I took a fork
And began picking through the pink slime

I tasted a chunk
Stomach rebuked, wanted to puke
She served me for two
I had to cram, more Vegan Ham

She said it was naturally-flavored
This make believe meat
I tried to pretend that I savored
What tasted like feet

And when I was done
Up it was thrown, chunks they were blown
So I power-barfed
Filling her pram, with Vegan Ham

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 33

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Phil Alexander - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I take it this was based on experience? Lots of nice lines.. one might say a quornucopia :-)
Matthias - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
My dad once made vegan ham and I agree it was by far one of the worst things I ever ate. Some vegan foods are okay... You know like vegetables! But otherwise keep it the hell away! Welcome back! Hope you can join us back in the competitions! Come check out Artistry 2
Rob Arndt - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Gotta ham it to ya, this was great- 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys! I appreciate the comments. BTW, the third line is supposed to be "She made ME a meal", not just "She made a meal."
Frank - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, stop hamming it up! 5s
Patrick - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
In Illinois they don't settle for this fake food. They demand the real Effingham.
Callmelennie - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I ham what i ham
John Barry - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Ihambic porktameter.
Porfle Popnecker - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Callmelennie - June 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Al HAM du lilah ......... thalatha HAM-zas (Arabic for three fives; seriously, Pork-fle, it is)
Rob Arndt - June 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Porfle, any ideas with Spam?!?
Peter James F - June 20, 2015 - Report this comment
the only thing you were missing perhaps was her reaction to your reaction. That then would have been perfect. She picked up a mop, Gave me a bop, hit me on top! Yes, she hit me good, cause I spewed her food, With Norwegian wood. Ow. It really hurt too. A high quality mop it was...
Bruce Benton - June 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Best parody ever! My sister in law is a Vegan. In her face! The stuff they eat ain't fit for hogs!!!

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