Song Parodies -> "Milquetoast Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Milquetoast Man"

Parody Written by:

Thank You, George!

The Lyrics

This parody is about some losers that we all know about. Materialistic, narrow-minded yuppies. Dull insipid hollow cretins who never think for themselves and need to get lives.

MILQUETOAST MAN

[Verse 1]
He's a real milquetoast man
Sitting in suburbia
Living in his whitebread world with yuppy pukes

[Verse 2]
Drives gas-guzzling S.U.V.
TV tells him how to be
How to look, how to think, how to live

[Bridge]
Milquetoast man he listen (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Air Supply, Carly Simon (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Amy Grant, Carpenters and Celine Dion (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)

(*GUITAR INTERLUDE*)

[Verse 3]
He's as dumb as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Milquetoast man, can you open your mind?

[Bridge]
Milquetoast man, Trump lover (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Never served, cheers all wars (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
'Kick some ass, go kill people of another race!' (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)

[Verse 4]
Always wears his hair real short
Greases it up with VO5
Hasn't he even reached 1965?

[Bridge]
Milquetoast man, you ninny (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
No one cares what you're thinking (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Milquetoast man, the world spins round without you (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)

[Outro]
He's a real milquetoast man
Living in a fantasy world
Thinking everyone should live and think like him
Thinking everyone should live and think like him
Thinking everyone should live and think like him

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