Flyin’ in missiles on a DOA spree
Got a head that just ain’t right
Got a lot o’ sycophants on bended knee
With their lips pursed very tight

Guy pants for the USSR
He’s wanting to be the new Czar, so
Pants for the USSR

Been killin’ a throng down in that southern place
Gleeful as his goons bomb homes
He is a war criminal and a head case
Wish he were resting in loam

Guy pants for the USSR
He’s wanting to be the new Czar, so
Plans for new USSR
Plans for a new mess
Plans for a doom mess
Plans for new USSR

Well, the Ukraine girls, gonna take them out
In egregious war crimes
And Moscow mules are a clue without
Because all of them have neutered by the propaganda line

Crazed, he plans for the USSR
He’s got whores like Orban for pards, they’re
Backin’ the gruesome Czar

Well, the Ukraine’s world, gonna take it out
He’s genocide-inclined
And Moscow girls don’t know ’bout the routs
Like, Georgia’s just one of many lands where he’s committed war crimes

Blowin’ up people, stats mountin’, slain down south
On them, using heavy arms
But his goons hear bazookas, mortars ring out
Causing his stooge army harm

Guy pants for the USSR
Slide down your pants for the new Czar, boys
Pant as your chute gets his spar