Read the real news and you’ll enjoy
Time in a gulag, or you may be slain
The news is really rather bad
But all you get are gaffes
And doctored photographs

Blowing up Ukraine is your Czar
Your tanks crush cars in which people remain
Crowds of civilians shot in squares
A genocidal war
You know nothing cuz you’re an unwitting propaganda whore

The films you see are fakes deployed
By Goebbels gerbils smirking “there’s no war”
Crowds of small children blown away
But you won’t get a look
Because you’ve been took
Each time you’ve turned “news” on

Smoke blown in all you’ve read
Won’t hear of the thousands dead
All the factual outlets closed up
If in you’ve snuck facts, death may be your fate
Could be croaked for doing that
Reading “Deutsche Tageblatt”
Pure BS on TV’s all that spoke
Networks are a joke, you are living in a dream

“Blah-blah-blah-blah,” Pravda, naw, naw naw”

Read the real news and they’ll deploy
Ordnance whose holes will land you on a bier
Just keep eyes closed, gray matter palled
Or you are bound to fall
Be a mindless stooge and do not get placed up against a wall
Where guns will turn you off