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Song Parodies -> "Bring Back the U.S.S.R."

Original Song Title:

"Back In the U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bring Back the U.S.S.R."

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

There's no doubt in my mind that ol' Vlad Putin wants to "bring the band back together". After the Ukraine, he'll systematically go after all the other former Soviet republics and bring them back into the fold. So, if I were Putin (and thank God I ain't), I'd be singing this at the next U.N. meeting. Share and Enjoy!
(Instead of planes, the sounds of tanks rolling by are heard in the background)

Rolled into Keiv with tanks, A.S.A.P.
Odesa was flattend right
Looking to revive the old "C.C.C.P."
Man, am I ready to fight

To bring back the U.S.S.R.
And, you know, that I'll be its czar, boys!
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

Belarus is helping out; we knew they would
We will welcome them back home
Moldova should be invaded next, we should
Not leave republics alone

I'll bring back the U.S.S.R.
The hammer and sickle and star, boys!
Bring back the U.S...
Bring back the U.S...
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

Well, the Ukraine is easily knocked out
The West is left behind
And next Armenia will scream and shout
And Georgia's still on my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind

(guitar solo mix with the Russian/Soviet National Anthem {same music})

Hey, I'll bring back the U.S.S.R.
Have a Polonium cigar, scum!
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

Well, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan
Then, next, Azerbaijan
Those NATO punks can do naught but stand
As, piece by piece, I bring back the glorious Soviet Union!

Oh, let's go down to Kazakhstan with guns unpacked
Borat's gonna join us, too
Tell it to the Baltic states that we'll be back
If the U.S. comes, they're screwed!

I'll bring back the U.S.S.R.
(If) You don't want a "nu-cu-lear waar", boys,...
Bring back the U.S.S.R.

(Woo ooo ooos outro, ending with a nuclear blast in the background)
Well,...this world's been fun while it lasted...

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 19

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ЖМЯ - February 25, 2022 - Report this comment
СССР not making best accurate rhyming for ASAP as P is actually Rooskiy R which is standink for "Rezpooblik" But other than that, this best funny lyrical hooliganizmye, да?
Donald Trump - February 26, 2022 - Report this comment
I thought this was genius, that, I can tell you. It was great. Really, really great. Believe me! (This is actually Michael Pacholek, taking a cheap shot at both Trump and Putin. I don't know if these means anything, but the security code for this comment was "WW2.")

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