Pictures show him hoping to bone a nymphet
With hand down his jeans and far-bulging eyes
Checking for ball room…his pants set to open
The girl's his adolescent prize

Sallow-faced flunkey with yellow-brown teeth
Clown is in over his head
Hookup with girl's what he thinks will arise
Like his bone

Rudy pines for tryin' thigh pryin'
Rudy has an eye for thigh pryin'
Rudy’s bulging eyes spy thigh pryin'

Followed her into a room for some mountin'
Away from the people and their prying spies
But in a while Rudy's horny mood sours
As into the room bursts a guy

Doomed is his rapture, he's not gonna score
But he's there with pants asplay
Won't hit the sack, so stuffs back in his prow
As he groans

Rudy's bulging eyes on thigh pryin'
Rudy pines for tryin' thigh pryin'
Rudy wants his pike in, thigh pryin'

Raptured himself, hoping for fornication
Some manual torqueing pre-nooky time tries
Suddenly someone put a stop to yearn vile
The girl won't gladly open thighs

Rudy has bugged eyes for thigh pryin'
Rudy pines for tryin' thigh pryin'
Rudy is a vile slug that's slimin'