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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Conley"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor Robert"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Conley"

Parody Written by:

Bawdy Auntie

The Lyrics

Kinks and bends facts for us all
Doctor Conley
'rrayed in white, with squawk that honks like a duck call
Doctor Conley

Doctor Conley
Follows a mendacious plan
He truth-reproves with élan
So be wary of this man
Doctor Conley

First time 'round he'll pick you up
Doctor Conley
With some meds he will quick you up
Doctor Conley

Doctor Conley
Is a man you can't believe
If you heed him you will grieve
No one can deceive like
Doctor Conley

"Swell, you're well and feeling fine!"
Well, swell he won't make you
Doctor Conley

His mends don't suggest rational health
Doctor Conley
His mouth runs free but he speaks with stealth
Slick Doctor Conley

Doctor Conley
He's a stooge for the prez scam
Do not listen to his plan
He'll put you in an ash can
Doctor Conley

Tells, tells, tells a weasly line
Sells, sells you snake juice
Doctor Conley

Heed his call and with a pall
You'll be covered
Likely you'll be dust in a container small
Your life conquered

Doctor Conjob

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