We've now seen the Federal piggies
Causing plenty hurts
In Portland these feral piggies
Seem to be the worst
Constitution's cursed
Illegal roundups

Can't identify these piggies
In camo brown shirts
Using rented vans, these piggies
Doing dirty work
Of a dirty jerk
That's Putin's clown slut

Viciously they are attacking
Beating people down to the ground
Due process is sorely lacking
They have got Ill Douché's backing

The acts of the Federal piggies
Help to spark riots
On orders of him that's wiggy
With a head bearing a wiggie
Whose strands are tied up
They are this guy's thugs
To do head breakin'

(Fade on sounds of tear gas, rubber bullets, and batons bashing heads)