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Song Parodies -> "When I'm Eighty-four"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-four"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"When I'm Eighty-four"

Parody Written by:

Frosty the no-man

The Lyrics

As many of us are living longer than when this song was written, we should have an update
Man, I get colder walking ‘round bare
Volunteers feed chow
Then I spill unending pee, an aging sign
Burp while eating, dawdle in slime

Scream and I shout and snort in my tea
Stood and gawked and swore
Odor precedes me, will you force feed me
When I’m 84

I’ll be soiled with poo
And what I say is slurred
I misplaced my shoe

I can be randy out of the blue
When it’s night or dawn
I can slip, a header, I am petrified
Some shout warnings were specified

Joints, they will harden, going to seed
Each new task, abhor
Odor precedes me, will you force feed me
When I’m 84

Feigning slumber, I am bent in frottage
Using guile to bite on your derriere
I cannot behave
Bland chicken’s all I eat
Pureed guck I crave

Blending a moist chard, topping with brine
Plate of loin I chew
Fornicate with icing in latrine, I bray
Drawers are barely laced as I play
Brain has been scanned and went out the door
Gone forever more
Odor precedes me, will you force feed me
When I’m 84

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Fab Fore - February 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Expertly conceived, beautifully lexicuted!
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Who is this no man? He is not Nowhere Man, he sure is Something. John Barry-level writing here.
Vera, Chuck and Dave - February 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Oh damn, do we have to go see Grandpa?
Bob Gomez - February 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Nice. Putting this one on my nursing home set list. See you there, buddy!
Mad Hatter - March 08, 2019 - Report this comment
would you like me to bring you a clean cup of tea so you don't have to move down?

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