Picture yourself as a dolt lily-livered
With tangled word screams and far bulging eyes
Then the chump calls you to become his "lawyer"
To hurl out a packet of lies
Sellout bane glowers, not mellow or keen
Showering networks with dread
When his lips curl it's a shittide of lies
That go on
Rudy would be fine if mimin' (3X)

Wallowing clown in the pig sty of Made Men
Where Mafia people seek enemy ties
Every one's vile as they strip off the powers
Of a democracy that dies
In shyster cast he is the latest whore
Insane all he has to say
Way up his ass is his head and his mouth
Just keeps on
Rudy would be fine if mimin' (3X)

Picture yourself as a phrase masturbator
Whose master is porcine and rules in the sties
Suddenly there emerges from a turd pile
A scourge whose liehole needs a vise
Rudy would be fine if mimin'
Rudy would be kind if mimin'
Rudy should spend time on mimin'
Rudy's once a star that's shinin'
Rudy’s' then on wife two-timin'
Rudy's now a slime that's slimin'