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Song Parodies -> "Elfin Or Pygmy?"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Elfin Or Pygmy?"

Parody Written by:

'n Old Dump Rat

The Lyrics

Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin'
Wow! Looks like those peepers won't keep in

"Elfin" or "pygmy" to call this guy who besmirches the work he demeans?
Keeps his sheets clean
Maybe the nick's "gnome", apposite also is "troll with a face trolls adore
Hard to keep score

Taller are true people of which he is not one
Smaller than true people is he, about 4' 1".

Fatuous frenzy heard in the words that he burbles and some yearn to hear
Meaning is clear
Look at him smirking, smarmy when frocked in his garment that once no one dared
Anymore wear

Taller are true people of which he is not one
Smaller than true people is this homunculum

Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin'
Wow! Looks like those peepers won't keep in

Elf/troll/gnome/pygmy, eyes overwork and they bulge as he strains to contain
In their domain
Phantasm-frenzied, how that must hurt, the near burst from the orbs' nursing caves
Looks rather grave

Falling down, those peepers
(Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin')
It appears out they come
Bawling are those peepers
(Now, look at cryin'-moistened peepers)
When questions have begun

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Agrimorfee - November 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Maybe it's Yoda?:) Very creative, great subbing everywhere.
Jeff Reuben - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
This was a clever song

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