He’s just eaten a face
He’d be upset, a slime, disgraced
if it was his pet
but it’s just a squirrel, you see
And he wants all the world to see
he’s no regrets, mmm-mmm-mmm-m'mmm-mmm
Had it been another day
he might have cooked the vegan way
If he could just be that aware
but as it is he won’t eat bean curd
tonight, di-di-di-di'n'di

Appalling, yes it’s appalling,
but meat keeps calling
him back again

She doesn’t want to know
hurt snakes that hiss, or cows that groan
She has kissed wings
that were cooked just right
Soybean curds were never quite
like this, da-da-n'da-da'n'da

Appalling, yes it’s appalling,
but meat keeps calling
her back again
Appalling, yes it’s appalling,
but meat keeps calling
her back again

She’s just eaten a face
She’d be upset, a slime, disgraced
if it was her pet
but it’s just a bird, you see
And she wants all the world to see
she’s no regrets, mmm-mmm-mmm-da-da-da

Appalling, yes it’s appalling,
but meat keeps calling
her back again
Appalling, yes it’s appalling,
but meat keeps calling
him back again
Appalling, yes it’s appalling,
but meat keeps calling
them back again