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Song Parodies -> "Jenner's Pecker's Lonely in Trash Can/With Friends Like These"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With a Littl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jenner's Pecker's Lonely in Trash Can/With Friends Like These"

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The Lyrics

They're not saying Booooo, they're saying Bruuuuuce.
It was nearly 40 years ago
And old Bruce, he really stole the show
He was running like a man on fire
Took the whole world on, from wire to wire
So may I introduce to you
The man I think you barely knew
As Jenner's pecker's lonely in trash ca-a-an

Well, Jenner's pecker's lonely in trash can
Just lying there beside his balls
Jenner's pecker's gone and that's no bull
And soon she'll have a brand new show
Jenner's pecker's lonely
He's lost his baloney
All for Caitlyn's dog and pony show
It's wonderful to see her
Each week you'll get a thrill
A train wreck in a "C" cup
You will want to turn away but can't
You'll want to, but you can't

I can't wait until they start the show
"Cause I'm sure that we just gotta' know
How she's gonna' deal the strife
Of her brand new Topsy-turvey life
And now the time has come at last
So go ahead and grab the shears
'Cause Jenner's pecker's really got to go-o-o

Grab... The... Shears

What would you think if I sang in a key
One much higher than you'd think that it would be
Finish your beer while I spin you a tale
I just hope you won't think less of me...

Wait... Where are you going?... Hey! Come back... Aw man!

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Dave W. - June 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Today's Music Bulletin - Jenner's Pecker goes Solo !.......Here's a small clip (Ouch!) from his un cummin' album......HELP, I need my body!....Help! Have you seen my body?....Help! you know this Ain't no fun.....HE - - -LP
Patrick - June 08, 2015 - Report this comment
I wonder what he did do with it. In the movie "The Last Emperor", court eunuchs kept theirs in a box so they could be buried as "whole" men when the time came. By the way, "eunuch" is the correct term for a man who has lost his genitals. Until such time as medical science can transplant or create a uterus, such an individual is not truly a "woman".

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