Guy’s a Cruzer
Whiny Cruzer
And he’s not possessed of sanity

Of all the schmucks who have run and have lost
On the schmuck list his name must be embossed
A brief upswirl then polls downward will trend
We all know that he will lose in the end

Guy’s a Cruzer
And he’s not possessed of sanity
Flighty loser
And his pandering’s inanity

He gives us laughs cuz he acts like a clown
That ain’t no act, he’s got 3 ring renown
I hear him bawling like Jane who’s no guy
Pitch of his whine is suspiciously high

Guy’s a Cruzer
And he’s not possessed of sanity
North born loser
And it’s pathetic his vanity

What have we done to deserve such a fate
To suffer this Canadian ingrate?
It’s often true pride comes before a fall
Just etch his name on the Herman Cain/Newt Gingrich/Rick Perrry/Santorum/M. Bachmann/Ronald Paul wall

Guy’s no USer
He was born up where they say “patrie”
Guy’s a loser
And he’s scorned by most of his party