I am vegan, you are heathen, you should be a vegan altogether.
See how they run those pigs from a stun gun, how they cry.
They're dying.

You're better eating corn flakes than eating a can of bum.
Corporation "we hurt", with their bloody bruise days
Man, they're all nasty boys, sadism's their theme song.
Don't listen to the egg man. Don't listen to the meat man,
They should have your disgust. They're cookoo magoos.

Every city needs vegan policemen
perfect know-it-alls saying "don't you know?"
See how they fly, that juicing keeps 'em high, beet power, son.
They're flying, they're flying, they're flying, they're flying

Healthy eggy custard, the "incredible edible" lie
Crab & krill fishwife, stinking like a cheese press
Boy, you are a smelly girl, don't let your knickers down.
Don't listen to the egg man. Don't listen to the dairy man,
if you don't want pus. They're cookoo magoos.

Picking berries in a garden is way more fun.
Even if there are none, you stay a happy man
from keeping it humane.
Don't listen to the egg man. Don't listen to the meat man,
Get on the vegan bus. Don't be cookoo magoos.

Health experts tell those choking smokers,
Don't let Big Tobacco laugh at you.
See how they lie. Those devils are bad guys,
See how they lie.
They're lying.

Semolina pasta lacks the fiber of whole flour.
It's elementary, stop eating dairy, Krishnas.
Man, you need to hear me sing "milk does a body bad!"
Don't listen to the egg man. Don't listen to the dairy man,
They're not worthy of trust. They're cookoo magoos.
They're cookoo magoos, yes cookoo magoos.