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Song Parodies -> "Yes Plants, Meat Hell No!"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Goodbye"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yes Plants, Meat Hell No!"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

You ate breast, i say "gross"
I eat crops. They make me go, go, go,
wo, make me glow.
You ate swine and I say "gross"
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, I say it's gross.
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, I say it's gross.

I ate rye, you ate fois gras,
You ate thighs and I say "why? Don't, no!".
"No, it's gross"
You ate swine and I say "gross"
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, I say it's gross.
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, I say it's gross .

Why why why why why why do you say that swine is fine, no!, no, no
You ate swine, and i say "gross"
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, i say it's gross
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, i say it's gross

You ate breast (chicken breast), I said "gross" (and i do mean gross)
I eat crops (the best way), they make me go go go (they're always fine to grow), oh,
make me glow
You ate swine, and i say "gross"
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, i say it's gross
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, i say it's gross
It's hella gross
I don't know why you ate swine, i say it's gro-o-o-o-oss...
it's gro-o-oss

Eat plants, to meat say no!
Yes plants, meat hell no!

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Plant-Based - October 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Shallow and unfunny. "Gross" is subjective, so if you have a case to make for being vegan, give us facts with a witty slant.
Patrick - October 18, 2014 - Report this comment
In the words of the late, once-great, now forgotten, Joe Pyne: "You killed a tomato. Murderer"!
2Eagle - October 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Ringo and Paul are vegetarian - they should cheer you on.
vegan minstrel - October 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Audio for this at bit.ly/meat_hell-no

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