Damian and Wendy
On the job with glee
Love to tease and needle me playfully

Thanks to their ribbing
I am never bored
Must be why I keep coming back for more

Their creative insults are fantastic
Have to chuckle when I hear each one
Though they may seem drippingly sarcastic
It's all in fun

Damian and Wendy
Without even trying
Always have me laughing until I'm crying

(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)

It's all in fun

Damian and Wendy
When they're cutting loose
I can't wait for more tongue-in-cheek abuse

(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)

Envelopes I often have to copy
To my wife they say make confession
An affair I'm having with the Canon
It's all in fun

Damian and Wendy
Don't know what I'd do
If it weren't for daily barbs from these two