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Song Parodies -> "When I'm Re-assigned"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I'm Re-assigned"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

The Obama administration has withdrawn a proposal to allow Medicare to pay for sex-change operations, Medicare is supposed to cater to the elderly. I can't imagine why, at 65 a person would develop the itch to switch... but then again, maybe I can.
When I get older
Kids are all gone
Several years from now
Think I’ll start all over with a brand new life
Go from husband, now to a wife

If I’d come out in two thousand three
Would you still be mine
Will you still need me
Or will you flee me
When I’m re-assigned

You’ll be female too
But if you say the word
That could change for you

I could be handy mending a fuse
Next day not know how
You could knit a sweater by the fireside
Sex change comes, you’re fixing our ride

Doing the garden
Digging the weeds
That life’s quite the grind
Will you complete me
Or will you beat me
When I’m re-assigned

In the summer we can rent a cottage
On the Isle of Fire for a start my dear
Down in Cherry Grove (Down in Cherry Grove)
Come join this life with me
G L B and T

See me in post-op
Drop in some time
Let me hear from you
Indicate precisely if you mean to stay
I’m now Clementine by the way

We can go shopping
Try on new shoes
Enjoy a glass of wine
Will you be with me
Or are you history
When I’m re-assigned

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Lifeliver - April 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Great concept - unusual, fun and satirical all at once. Well done.
Onslaught - April 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Thank you, sorry about the ruffled feathers earlier, I was cranky that day.

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