(I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message)

I'd like to be
Out in D.C.
In the White House's Rose Garden as the Prez
Call a conf'rence
Open the fence
To the White House's Rose Garden for the press
They all had better address me
As "Excellency Mr. Romney"
I'd like to be
Out in D.C.
In the White House's Rose Garden as the Prez

The G.O.P.
Will be set free
Free to tax the poor and pay the upper class
Obamacare
Will be nowhere
And I'll get each welfare mother off her ass
Charisma I'll need no more
That's what I hir'd Paul Ryan for
I'd like to be
Out in D.C.
In the White House's Rose Garden as the Prez

I'd bomb Iran
Then Pakistan
Before I tell Putin, "Go to hell!" (I'd tell Putin, "Go to hell!")
Foreign oil
I'll most easily foil
Drilling til there's no more to sell (Drill til we can't sell)
I will be so happy to be me
I will be "Decider Number Two"
I'm gonna be
Out in D.C.
In the White House's Rose Garden thanks to you
In the White House's Rose Garden to rule you
In the White House's Rose Garden to screw you