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Song Parodies -> "She's A Vegan"
Original Song Title:
"She's A Woman"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"She's A Vegan"
Parody Written by:
Vegan Minstrel
The Lyrics
My love gives animals presents.
I'm glad she won't eat pheasant.
Only ever has to give love
to all creatures, dumb or clever.
My love has a kind presence.
What she eats is plant food only.
In my eyes she's practically holy.
Rulin' is what she should be.
She won't eat anything with eyes.
She hates to see cows cry.
She is happy when she hears me say
that I will never eat meat.
She won't eat anything with eyes.
She would rather make them jail us
than spend her time plucking feathers.
She's lovin', sweet & kind.
She's a vegan who understands
harming animals should be banned.
My love gives animals presents.
I'm glad she won't eat pheasant.
Only ever has to give love
to all creatures, dumb or clever.
My love has a kind presence.
What she eats is plant food only.
In my eyes she's practically holy.
Rulin' is what she should be.
She's a vegan who understands
raising livestock's a waste of land.
She's a vegan, she's a vegan.
I'm glad she won't eat pheasant.
Only ever has to give love
to all creatures, dumb or clever.
My love has a kind presence.
What she eats is plant food only.
In my eyes she's practically holy.
Rulin' is what she should be.
She won't eat anything with eyes.
She hates to see cows cry.
She is happy when she hears me say
that I will never eat meat.
She won't eat anything with eyes.
She would rather make them jail us
than spend her time plucking feathers.
She's lovin', sweet & kind.
She's a vegan who understands
harming animals should be banned.
My love gives animals presents.
I'm glad she won't eat pheasant.
Only ever has to give love
to all creatures, dumb or clever.
My love has a kind presence.
What she eats is plant food only.
In my eyes she's practically holy.
Rulin' is what she should be.
She's a vegan who understands
raising livestock's a waste of land.
She's a vegan, she's a vegan.
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From the lost gospel of Ezekiel. Or Zebediah..."And the Lord thy God sayeth unto you, verily, I give you animals to consume quite merrily, yet sparingly. Gorge not on the oxen or the goat for it is an abomination to bloat. Eat of the animals of the leather hide or cloven hoove sparsely, allowing for a bit of parsley. Rejoice in the Porterhouse of the Lord."
"When Cows Cry" is my favorite Prince song.
Well, I liked the parody. Some of the pacing was very good, other bits...not so. 'She won't eat anything with eyes" could so easily have been "She won't eat a thing with eyes" (for example). Apart from that, there is some of the song missing at the end. All that aside, I still thought it wasn't too bad.
Swanson, stop praising the Lard!
Touché veegs.
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