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Song Parodies -> "My Diet's Getting Better"

Original Song Title:

"Getting Better"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Diet's Getting Better"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

My diet's better all the time
My gut used to be a sespool (it caused me pain)
The things that i ate weren't kool (bowel movement strain)
keeping my health down, packing on pounds
making me want to puke

My diet is getting better
A little better all the time (won't eat liverwurst)
My diet is getting better
It's better since veganism's been mine

I used to be a meat-eating man
Would eat it right out of a can
Vegans gave me the word I finally heard
Now i'm eating the best that I can

My diet is getting better
A little better all the time (won't eat liverwurst)
My diet is getting better
It's better since veganism's been mine

My diet is getting better all the time
My diet's better all the time, better, better, better
My diet's better all the time, better, better, better

I used to be cruel to my body
abused it and kept it apart from the foods that it needs
I was harming my spleen but now avoiding casein
And I'm eating the best that I can

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Glen S - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Some pacing missteps, but good use of the original, especially on the last verse. Enjoyed your use of 'Liverwurst'
vegan minstrel - May 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Song posted karaoke style at bit.ly/my-diet-is-getting-better

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