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Song Parodies -> "Norwegian Lead"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Norwegian Lead"

Parody Written by:

Dan Lotto

The Lyrics

John Lennon would have appreciated this. Maybe.
I once knew my land
Norway so grand, blest by God's hand
Now, drowning in sin
War must begin, or Muslims win

The Islamofascists are conquering Europe, it's true
So what else are we loyal patriots supposed to do?

I journeyed downtown
set off a bomb, raised an alarm
Then, went off to camp
Aimed for the head, Norwegian lead

You might think I'm crazy but bullets speak louder than words
My country has suffered in silence from freeloading turds

I dealt them a blow
Flesh and bone ripped, this bird has flipped
So I lit a fire
Sixty-eight dead, Norwegian lead
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John Lennon - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)!
Patrick - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I was expecting this to turn up. Good job.
Totem - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
You are a sadist
Max Power - July 30, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm refraining from voting for a time being. All I can say is that you made a nice effort, I'll give you that.
Adrienne - July 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Dad. You are a disgusting fool. I am ashamed to have been conceived by you.
Ben Asher - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Last two lines, my fave.

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