When I find myself engaged to marry, dear old Dad comes up to me
Speaking words of wisdom: better flee
And at my bachelor party, all my groomsmen make this drunken plea:
Dude, you will regret thish -- better fleee

Better flee, better flee, it’s like hell with -- more ennui
Wedlock’s worse than hemlock -- better flee

Of course, I didn’t listen; see, those jerks don’t understand that we--
Wait, my wife just called me: better flee
As I was saying-- CRAP! I just forgot our anniversary!
Bitch is gonna kill me -- better fleeeeeeee

Better flee, better flee, to the land of Honalee
Find my magic dragon, better flee

Better flee, better flee, if it’s free you want to be
This is worse than prison; better flee

Better flee, better flee, you can take this tip from me
Think you should get married? Better fleeee-heeeeee

Although you’ll have some good times, you will also beg to disagree
And man, get used to begging -- better flee
And “MAy I TRy your MONeY” can be shortened to “matrimony”
THAT’S NOT ACCIDENTAL!!!! Better flee-yeeeeeeeeeeee

Better flee, better flee, or you will be watching “Glee”
Don’t just hand ‘em over; better fleeee

Better flee, better flee, I hear it’s nice in Tuscan-y
Succubus has got you -- better fleeee-yeeeeeeeee

Better flee, better flee, you will not live happileee
Ever after neutered; better fleeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeeee