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Song Parodies -> "Rap Artists Can't Sing"

Original Song Title:

"And Your Bird Can Sing"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Rap Artists Can't Sing"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

You're scratching records and shouting words obscene
Rap artists can't sing
I hope you agree. That crap bugs me

Jay-Z is no Stevie Wonder. Ice-T's no Al Green
They do not please me. Bad, gramatic'ly

They prize bling possessions, lyrics get me down
No vocal inflections, violent drones make me frown

I've found the most annoying sound there is
Rap artists can't sing
Gangsta rap, you see, is a crime to me

Eminem has spoken. He mis-uses nouns
Beach Boys or the Tokens, singin' rounds? I'll be 'round!

You rappin' bout yo' guns, or yo' gangs or sex?
Not a classy thing
That stuff, musically, makes me queasy
Parody by Mason "bad rap" Resnick
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Old Man Ribber - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Mason - lol..."bad rap" indeed. I guess it's better to be serving a bum rap than be listening to a rap bum! ;D
Patrick - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
"Rap" is a three-letter abbreviation for a four-letter word.
LilMsMicey - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll agree ,Sir, that is NOt classy! PS: How are the mice? . . . are they dry, yet, Sir ?
Tommy Turtle - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
The title says it all -- and who forgot to vote? 555 here.
MasonR - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks OMRibber, Pat, Micey and TT! After listening to Eminem's latest screech-fest (I have two teenage daughters who are into his rap, as it were) I felt compelled to do this one...

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