Song Parodies -> "Will You Like Me More?"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

"Will You Like Me More?"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Here's a LOST song from Sawyer's perspective as he tries to win Kate's affection early in season one.

When I was boldly shooting a bear,
Why'd you have a cow?
Thanks to me, the scouting party's doing fine.
Your revulsion should be a sign
You'll never be attracted to me.
Still, I'm not so sure.
If you take chances with second glances,
Will you like me more?

You have secrets too.
If you sing like a bird,
I'll share mine with you.

I don't know why you flatly refuse,
Thinkin' it's a con.
Princess, is it prejudice or is it pride?
You won't see my sensitive side.
If I try harder, grovel and plead
On the jungle floor,
If you take chances with second glances,
Will you like me more?

We could help each other warm our bodies
In the dead of night, if I'm bein' clear.
If you'd only cave,
I'd prove that I can be
More than just a knave.

Now that you've tossed my heart on the line,
Here's the thing to do:
Ditch the doc - he's much too busy anyway,
Bossin' us around every day.
Pity the one who fell for your charm.
Dine with me on boar.
If you take chances with second glances,
Will you like me more?

LOST Reflections

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Guy - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Bil - I'm not "Lost" on this one. Thanks to DVR technology I was able to catch each and every episode of the series. I'll admit that at first I thought the ending was a let down but then again how else could it have ended? IMHO it has been the very best show on TV, ever. I'm kind of down now that it is no more but what a ride while it lasted.

Great write - you've captured Sawyer's character dead on.

This write deserves a shoutout - attention all "Lost" fans this is a must read.

I'm changing the code with the 108 minute timer to all 5's.

Bilbopooh - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks very much, Guy! That Sawyer's such a scallywag, but it's so fun to try to get in his head...I'm kinda down about the show ending too. Hard to foresee a show coming along anytime soon that'll engross me so much.

Fiddlegirl - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

If Sawyer had only had *this* to sing to Kate... How could she have refused? :)

Bilbopooh - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Hehe, thanks, Fiddlegirl! You know, I can't recall Sawyer *ever* singing on the show... That's a phenomenon I would've enjoyed hearing!

WarrenB - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Another winner. It flows very nicely, and ditto Guy's remarks. 5s.

Tommy Turtle - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment

I'd like to return the favor of your kindly reading my song, and Fiddlegirl's and my joint effort, but looking through this week, they're all about TV shows I don't watch -- Lost, American Idol, Sesame Street, and even Winnie the Pooh... truth be told, I pretty much stay in my shell on my coral reef, under the water and as "far from the madding crowd" as possible, coming up for a breath long enough to post an occasional parody or two.

Still, will be watching for something I can truly appreciate, and again, nice to meet you. - TT.

Bilbopooh - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Warren! :) Pleasure to "meet" you, Tommy, and looking forward to reading more of your work! Pop culture is my favorite subject, but I have a few more general ones up my sleeve...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.