Song Parodies -> "All I Need is Blood"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need is Love"

Original Performer:

"All I Need is Blood"

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The Lyrics

The third in a series of Shakespeare Meets the Beatles.

Blood blood blood
Blood blood blood
Blood blood blood

There's something I must do to be the one
Someone to be slain and then it's done
Someone's in my way
And when he's dead I will rule the day
So easy!

Whatever she asks I must obey
Whatever she wants, she has her way
Nothing I can do
And if I don't I will carry the shame.
Uneasy.

Just before the dawn
I'll have dagger drawn
Then ol' Duncan's long, gone
Blood is all I need.

Not a merry song
I must move anon
Murder, foul most wrong, son
Tis a bloody deed.

Nothing we can do to clean our hands
Nothing we can do to change our plans
What became of me
I'm not the Thane I used to be
I'm queasy

Just when I got tough
Holy cow, Macduff!
Is Macduff enough rough?
It's my head he needs.

All you need is blood (fight together now!)
All you need is blood (everybody)
All you need is blood, blood.
Blood is all you need (blood is all you need)
Slice and dicin' me (life's a choppin' spree)
Say goodbye to me (gonna bury me)

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Old Man Ribber - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

These great vampire parodies drive me batty! 5-5-5. ;D

Timmy1000 - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

"Fair is foul, and foul is fair", but this one is more than fair - 555

Christie Marie M - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

"I vant to suck yer blood"! What a bloody satire, if I ever heard one! Here's 555 pints of blood for this one, just don't use it all in one pint!

John Barry - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

To bleed or not to bleed? That is the question. 15 pints for you.

Phil Nelson - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Delightfully ridiculous. Everyone don't forget to read my parody from yesterday with a similar topic http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/cheaptrick10.shtml

Fiddlegirl - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Life's but a walking shadow.... But W. Baker is a pretty darn good parodist! And you can take *that* to the Banquo.... ;)

Warren Baker - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

OMR- Yes, the infamous Monarch Bat ;-)

T1K- Thanks for the incantations!

What I don't use, I'll send to the Red Cross. Hope it's universal.

JB- Whether tis nobler to suffer the slingy thingys of silliness or to detach arms to use as a flotation device in a sea of troubles...

Phil- Thanks, and DNKTOS from Cheap Trick, but will look it up the original on YouTube.

FG- Thanks for the compliment. I really try to make these Bard/Beatle parodies work measure for measure...

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