It was therty years to the today, that
Sgt. Moddy forced the band to play
They've been playing for a long,long while
But it wasn't craping there own style.

So may I introduce to you
The act I know ike the back of my hand
Sgt. Moddy's Rare Darts Club Band.

We're Sgt. Moddy's Rare Darts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Moddy's Rare Darts Club Band,
Sit back for we don't have a big ego.

Sgt. Moddy's Rare Darts Club Band,
Sgt. Moddy's Rare Darts Club Band.

It's wonderful to be here,
We have a lisons to thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.
But you don't really, really have to go,
But I thought you might like to know,
It's past time for you to start to sing along.
So may I introduce to you
No ,not the singer Bretny Spears
But Sgt. Moddy's Rare Darts Club Band.