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Song Parodies -> "Damn Buffets"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Buffets"

Parody Written by:

Yuno Hu

The Lyrics

Yesterday
I ate two all you can eat buffets
Just one trip but twice they made me pay
And then they said "please stay away"

Seems to me
I'm now twice the man I used to be
With this belly hangin' over me
There ain't no way to see my feet

Why..my...stomach grows
'Till it shows
Like 9 months big

I..can't...see my feet
'Cause I eat
Just like a piiiiiiiig

Yesterday
I freaked out when I stepped on the scale
Instead of numbers it just read "Beached Whale"
Now losing weight, my Holy Grail

Umm umm umm umm umm um-um
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Christie Marie M - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Mmmmmmmm......I'm hungry! Now I've gained 555 lbs reading your parody!
John Barry - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Fressed today. Good one.
Patrick - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I have memorized the menu of every Chinese all-you-can eat in metro Kansas City. Your song really hits home.

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