Tyler Mane puts on a mask
In the remake, "Halloween"
And this film ain't shot for shot
It's a reimagining
Michael ain't the prefect son
When his sister's seventeen
He escapes the mental ward
in the remake, "Halloween"

I can't wait for the remake "Halloween"
Brand new "Halloween," reimagining
I'm so psyched 'bout the remake "Halloween"
reimagining, Zombie's "Halloween"

And his doc is on the hunt
And is breaking down every door
And the theme begins to play...

(Halloween Theme)
Da-nuh-nuh, Nuh-nuh-nuh, Nuh-nuh, Nuh-nuh
Da-nuh-nuh, Nuh-nuh-nuh, Nuh-nuh, Nuh-nuh...

I'm so stoked 'bout the remake "Halloween"
Robby's "Halloween," reimagining
It won't be like that "Psycho" blasphemy
"Psycho" tragedy, "Psycho" blasphemy

(Musical interlude)
**Dr. Loomis**
I watched him for seventeen years, Sheriff!
I watched his eyes, the Devil's Eyes, I tell you!
These are the eyes of a psychopath!
He isn't human!
Michael, stooooop!

**Sheriff Brackett**
Damn you for letting him go!

(Interlude ends)

When the date is Hallows Eve
Make sure none of us will trick or treat
Eyes of black will make you scream
For the remake "Halloween"

I'm so pumped for the remake "Halloween"
Myers "Halloween," Zombie "Halloween"
I can't wait for the remake "Halloween"
Happy "Halloween," scary "Halloween"
Rob won't be like that "Psycho" S.O.B.
"Psycho" tragedy, "Psycho" blasphemy...
(Repeat and fade)