I've got something to say I hope causes you pain
If you think you're better than us - think again
We're gonna have our fun
So swivel on that!
'Cos when you put others down
You're a pretentious prat!

Think it makes you clever 'cos you take a degree?
Takes more than an IQ - you need a per-son-al-ity!
I think we'll have more fun
While you swivel on that!
Because you put others down
And you're a pretentious prat

Makes you mean
When you say all the rest are just daft
Well I think we've seen
You're ugly that way - but we're here to stay!

So please listen to us if you want to survive
Don't brag about intelligence when you've just arrived
Don't put others down
You pretentious prat
Because we're here to tell you
Oh - you ain't all that!

Waah! (Guitar break)
You ain't all that,
You ain't all that
You ain't all that
You ain't all that
You ain't all that

I think we've seen
That you think your remarks are quite smart
Well you're still quite green
Nothing special to say - and you've kept it that way!

So please listen to us if you want to survive
We all have opinions it keeps debate alive
But if we want to have fun
There's nothing wrong with that
And when you put others down?
Well you're a pretentious prat!