Song Parodies -> "Kim Jong Il"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kim Jong Il"

Parody Written by:

Arthur Wellikoff

The Lyrics

His people think he's crazy.
Of him, they've had their fill.
Yes, his thinking's kinda hazy.
North Korea's Kim Jong Il.

He only lives for power.
It must give him a thrill.
He's the nut job of the hour.
North Korea's Kim Jong Il.

Nuclear warheads make him giddy,
Fill up his heart with glee.
He thinks a mushroom cloud is pretty.
Will he start World War III?

He doesn't like dissension.
His foes he'd rather kill.
Yes, he warrants our attention,
So I thought I'd better mention
There's a very ugly stench in
North Korea:
Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Il..

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Phil Alexander - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Very well written - he is an odd sort of chap, isn't he?

John Barry - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

To steal from and paraphrase David Letterman, he's nuttier than his father, Menta Lee Il.

Yoidy - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Kudos to you. I wonder what Kim Jong 1 was like. 555

Mike V - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Brilliant political parody. Does Arthur Wellikoff perform anywhere? I'd love to see him. While unfunny hacks such as Mark Russell make a living at this, talents such as Wellikoff toil in obscurity. Where's the justice??

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