Song Parodies -> "Drugs!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

"Drugs!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Drugs, I need some sort of
Drugs; I'll do any sort of
Drugs - You know I need someone's
Drugs

When I was young,
Oh so much younger than today,
I never needed artificial
Highs in any way
But now those days are gone
I'm up against the wall
I'm really low on money
And I'm suffering withdrawal

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I would appreciate you bringing brown
Help me take my feet back off the ground
Won't you pleeeease, please drug me

And now I've taken them
In oh so many ways,
I start to find a melted mind
Corrupt from purple haze
My nose is caved away
My arms pumped full of shit
I lost my wife, now hide from life
When I can't handle it

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I would appreciate you bringing brown
Help me take my feet back off the ground
Won't you pleeeease, please drug me

When I was young,
Oh so much younger than today,
I never needed artificial
Highs in any way
But now those days are gone
I'm up against the wall
I'm really low on money
And I'm suffering withdrawal

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I would appreciate you bringing brown
Help me take my feet back off the ground
Won't you pleeeease, please drug me, drug me, drug me, oh

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Paul Robinson - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Neon - You seem to have a good ear for pacing and rhyming schemes. I would try to vary the replacement lyrics of the repetitive lines...I think you have the talent to do a bang-up job if you stretch a little more. Still, this was pretty good.

Jack DeRippa - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Considering TOS is repetitive, 5s.

Guy - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment

What Paul said. Some really good pace and word play. I agree. There is potential here. And I'll five ya based on what Jack said.

MooseFromPoland - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, it perfectly with the original song so you get 5's.

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