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Song Parodies -> "Hair, Nair™ and Underwear"

Original Song Title:

"Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hair, Nair™ and Underwear"

Parody Written by:

Leon James

The Lyrics

I bought my lovely wife... a ten pound bucket of Nair™...

Hair...
Some gals grow tresses to spare...
So does my wife -- from her face... from her hands...
She must wear pants to hide all the hairy... hair

Nair™...
Bought just to show her I care
Though I massage it all over her thighs,
I get no 'rise' because I'm grossed out by hair...

She don't need underwear --
It's superfluous, because she's covered everywhere...
At the zoo, gorillas even point and stare...

That's why I bought her the Nair™
I rub it in and I utter a prayer...
And then -- I swear -- my wife's got completely bare!

So use Nair -- it shows you care...
Hair?
Nair™!
And she'll be bare!
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Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
My sister once used regular Nair to do her upper lip, and left it on too long...and burned a "scabstache" into her skin. As horrifyingly mean as it is...I totally made fun of her for ages. Heehee!!

Oh...I'm sorry...this is about you...excellent job, LJ!! 5s...
Leon - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Silly I know. Well, I can't be brilliantly clever EVERY time. It's exhausting!
Dee Range - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"gorillas even point and stare" cracked me up. 5's across
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Gloriously daft!! 555
Ashkicksass - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one earlier, but LOL!
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect pacing and some funny funny lines...especially the gorilla one
Paul Robinson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Leon - Nairy a line went by where I wasn't laughing out loud. 5's

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