Song Parodies -> "Grey Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:

"Grey Stripper"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I thought it treason!
(Was takin' a sleazy day out)
No sense of reason
She's makin' me freeze and want out, now

She was a grey stripper
Wrinkles wicked yeah
And knockers hung down like dead trout
And all dried out!

She's an old geezer
She took it off, laid it bare
She's into wheezing
Started to cough, I got scared now!

She was a grey stripper
Stunned my wicket yeah
I think it's so wrong, way she flouts
With tongue out!

(interim music mixing "The Stripper" with "Let Me Call You Sweetheart")

Fled this teaser
She's saw me shake when she danced
Flight I'm seizin'
'Cus she displayed thighs to this man, now

She was a grey stripper
Eighty-five, I swear!
It took me not long, to hide out
And I got out

Grey stripper
Grey stripper, bare

Grey stripper
Grey stripper bleech!...

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Leo Jay - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

That... was quite unpleasant. Very, very well done. As usual. Some really inspired phonetic substitutions.

Arwen - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh!! I really don't know what to say...I'm trying to think happy thoughts...=) 5s, little ones!

Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Come 'n listen to m'story 'bout Jed Clampett's Gran'
A senior gal, loved a-dancin' with a-fan

..........okay.......somebody else pick it up from here!

Royce Miller - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

stunned your wicket? got to watch that

alvin rhodes - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

i'll be picturing dead trout boobs all day, thanks...HEE HEE HEE...5s

Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny, continuing with the Jed Clampet theme; And then one day she was moppin up some drool, I peeked down her blouse and fell right off my stool. By the way this is hilarious, and all 5's

Rod W - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I too loved the 'dead trout knockers', lol! Way funny, 5s!

Guy - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

I was able to get a vivid mental image from you alls fine writing skills. However it was not pleasant, but the lyrics were a riot. Well done you two.

mandamoo - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Yay ! Let's hear it for the wrinklies ! Perhaps not in this case though...... Superb all round !!!

Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Mer & Pip - Well, I was swayin' with this one. It brought back some great old mammaries...5's

Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Yikes. Heh heh.

Midas - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I may never eat trout again...heh heh. 5's

Meriadoc - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks so much everyone! I am sorry it took me so long to say thanks, but I took a tumble the night we submitted this and was out of commission for a few days...

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