Song Parodies -> "Monica Lewinsky"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"Monica Lewinsky"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Parody written before Clinton's admission

Monica Lewinsky
Tripped by a friend on a tape that Ken Starr would soon hear
Immunity's near
Stays in her bedroom, guarding a dress that she keeps in a vault on
the floor
Who is it for?

All the shady people
Where do they all come from ?
All the shady people
Where do they all belong ?

President Clinton
Denying the charges as he looks us all right in the eye
Is it a lie?
Look at him sweating, worried about what they'll find in the stains on
the dress
Then he'll confess

All the shady people
Where do they all come from ?
All the shady people
Where do they all belong ?

Monica Lewinsky stayed out of jail but she never could reclaim her
name
Some hardball game
President Clinton finished his term unrespected for eight years of
work
American jerk

All the shady people
Where do they all come from ?
All the shady people
Where do they all belong ?

Another parody recorded by Dimpled Chad and the Disenfranchised
Dimpled Chad and the Disenfranchised.

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Steve Kalafut - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

This was excellent, and "Tripped" is a good pun.

Leah Lockhart - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job, great song choice! heh heh... "American Jerk"

Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Hehe...didn't notice the song choice til now. Good job! 5's

neminem - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Um... Monica Lewinsky has one too many syllables to be a parody of Eleanor Rigby. It doesn't really work.

Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

"Unrespected"...If Clinton could run for a third term, Bush would be back at his ranch in Texas right now. In fact, he may be anyway. You know how he hates the actual work part of the job.

Leah Lockhart - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

It works OK, just start the "mo" on the down beat.

Jess Cully - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Or slur 'Lewinsky' into 2 syllables.

Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Monica Monica sure played the harmonica.

malcolm higgins - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment

I thought she played the accordi-bone or the bag pipe or the throb-bone

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