Song Parodies -> "I Wasn't JFK's Assassin, MaOswn! (The"

Original Song Title:

"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

"I Wasn't JFK's Assassin, MaOswn! (The"

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The Lyrics

It was 40 years ago today,
Someone blew JFK away,
They been talkin' 'bout it ever since,
Warren Report always makes us wince,
So let me introduce to you,
Our least favorite ex-marine,
Lee Oswald: lone assassin or paaaatsy?
(boos from crowd)
(chorus)
I wasn't JFK's Assassin, Man!
Though I defected to Russia, (dadada, dada dadada da)
But I really spied for the US,
Then they made me work near Dealey Plaza, (da da da daaaa)
I went to work one day,
They blew JFK away,
And said I did it, but I didn't,
It was terrible to be there,
They thought they could frame me,
Shooting from the Grassy Knoll,
And disappearing quickly,
So they thought noone would see.

I don't really want Jack Ruby,
To use his gun to silence me,
So I'm gonna tell ya whom it was,
Who took out our greatest Pres,
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Dick Cheney,
His hit team then took us through Vietnaaaa-aa-am
(Diiiick Cheeeneeey , da, da)

What would you do if I went to Iraq...

Sixties Universe.

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Adam Zen B. - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Somehow the title of this was miswritten. The title should read: I Wasn't JFK's Assassin Man (The Oswald Song)

narf - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Your first line will be totally true this saturday, since that marks the 40th anniversary of jfk's assassination. Anyway nice work, despite the messup of the title.

Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment

Provocative subject. I think there will always be debate about the acutal plot. I remember this tragic day. I was in first grade when we got the news. All the teachers were crying. When I got home that day, my mother and grandmother were crying too! I still feel a deep personal loss about this day, because of the way my family reacted.

Sweet Indigo - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Heh, nicely done! Also got me foot-tapping... I love Sergeant Pepper.

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