I think I'm gonna be sad,
She's coming my way, yeah.
That cop saw me driving bad
And she'll make me pay.

She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

She said the limit's 30
I gotta slow down yeah.
For she'd not let me off free
When kids were around.

She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

A donut's why; glazed look in her eye,
She ought to think twice,
And pass on seconds maybe.
Before she gives me a DUI,
She ought to think twice,
My beer bottle was empty!

I think I'm gonna be broke,
That parking spot's cursed, yeah.
Across the street, it's no joke,
She'll get there first, yeah.

She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

I don't know why she's giving me crap,
She ought to be nice,
She ought to let me off free.
Just cause I'm not really handicapped,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me
.
She said that driving like me,
My car'll be totaled, yeah.
For I'd make sure she'll exceed
Her monthly quota.

Ah, she's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

That lady don't care, that lady don't care.
That lady don't care, that lady don't care.
That lady don't care, that lady don't care.