he's a real nose hair man
developed a nose hair land
shaving all his nose hair hairs for nobody

does he have a point of view?
knows not that we see it too
hairs are bigger than feet 2 or 3
nose hair man, please listen
your nose hairs ain't missing
nose hair man, cut those damn nose hairs

he's as blind as he could be
his nose hairs sprouted a tree
nose hair man, your nose hair's six feet tall
nose hair man, do worry
cause your nose is fuzzy
leave it all, don't shave it yourself
use a razor

hairs too big to now breathe through
nose hairs are way too big too
aren't they about feet 2 or 3
nose hair man, please listen
your nose hairs ain't missing
nose hair man, cut those damn nose hairs

he's a real nose hair man
developed a nose hair land
in his nose, his hairs are bland and forest-y
in his nose, his hairs are bland and forest-y
in his nose, his hairs are bland and forest-y