Song Parodies -> "Love That Neat-o Speedo Craze"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

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"Love That Neat-o Speedo Craze"

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The Lyrics

(Love that neat-o Speedo craze)x4

Love that neat-o Speedo craze
Must you reveal completely
All of the beef that was bequeathed to you?

Even if you love burritos
You can still squeeze into Speedos
Prance around the beaches like an overweight fool

And the overfed mosquitos
That they squash into the Speedos
About to bust it out and then they're comin' for you

Love that neat-o Speedo craze
Maybe that sounds sarcastic
Think it's a drastic home vasectomy

Yes the wrong way it does rub me
Specially when there's a chubby
Standing at attention like a military man

Frisbee time, and Speedo dropped it
Picking up, he nearly popped it
Don't think I'll be playing any Twister with you

Oh, love that neat-o Speedo craze
Where would we be without it?
Give us a shake and make us blink and spew

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Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Good Job Claude. I laugh because when My Dad came over from Italy, he was the only speedo at the beach. Man did he get the leers. Remember this was Coney Island in the 60's.

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