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Song Parodies -> "Anastasia Romanov"
Original Song Title:
"Lovely Rita (Meter Maid)"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Anastasia Romanov"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
This is reference to the 1956 film Anastasia. As we know the real one was proven by DNA evidence to have been killed with the rest of her family. The fraudster Ana Anderson was a real loon and became an old hag. Sad.
Anastasia Romanov
Your whole family got knocked off,
Anastasia, you’re a fake
Yul Brynner said you’re lying,
But he has plans to get 10 million pounds,
Got a dupe named Ingrid Bergman,
Dressed her up, Princess conversion,
24 hour days Royal immersion,
Helen Hayes, she played the Empress,
Ana’s cough made her so impressed,
She allowed herself to think that Ana was real,
Amy Irving, played her too
Then Disney made the big one,
Meanwhile Ana Anderson’s a loon
Ahh-ahh
Ana
(piano interlude)
Nicholas was like a Maga
Hated Jews, and shot the beggers,
Meanwhile a Mad Monk was screwin' his wife,
Lenin ordered him arrested,
Because the Tsar he so detested
House of Special Purpose is where they were brought,
Oh, Anastasia Romanov,
If you had really survived,
What would you think of Project 2025?
Anastasia Romanov
(Anastasia Romanov) oh, Anastasia Romanov, (Anastasia Romanov)
Your whole family got knocked off,
Anastasia, you’re a fake
Yul Brynner said you’re lying,
But he has plans to get 10 million pounds,
Got a dupe named Ingrid Bergman,
Dressed her up, Princess conversion,
24 hour days Royal immersion,
Helen Hayes, she played the Empress,
Ana’s cough made her so impressed,
She allowed herself to think that Ana was real,
Amy Irving, played her too
Then Disney made the big one,
Meanwhile Ana Anderson’s a loon
Ahh-ahh
Ana
(piano interlude)
Nicholas was like a Maga
Hated Jews, and shot the beggers,
Meanwhile a Mad Monk was screwin' his wife,
Lenin ordered him arrested,
Because the Tsar he so detested
House of Special Purpose is where they were brought,
Oh, Anastasia Romanov,
If you had really survived,
What would you think of Project 2025?
Anastasia Romanov
(Anastasia Romanov) oh, Anastasia Romanov, (Anastasia Romanov)
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Anastasia was there all right ... why else would Mick Jagger sing, "Anastasia screamed in vain" Thats all the proof I need ... I hear the Stones are gonna tweak "Sympathy" with the change "I shouted out who killed the Kennedy's .. When after all, it was the CIA."
I didn't know that was in the lyrics. Yup, Mick was a CIA assassin on the side, along with Chuck Barris. Obviously he killed JFK to pave the way for the British Invasion ;-p
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