As a convicted felon, Scump can't own a gun and won't be able to shoot someone on 5th avenue....To those who say he's honest, I say the only thing he's honest about is his lust for his daughter...To those who say he couldn't have gotten a fair trial in NYC, I say could the prosecution have gotten a fair trial in some bumpkin district?... To all magaTs I say, get psychiatric help.

Seeing that America's last legitimately elected President has been railroaded by a rigged jury and rogue traitor judge in a Kommie Kangaroo Kourt, patriots all over the nation are flocking to Trump's banner, crashing his website while flooding his campaign with contributions. To you Biden-rimming child-molesting delusion-dwelling DemoKKKrat goose-steppers projecting your illegal unelected Biden Regime's crimes onto us and gloating over your illegitimate Stalinist show trial's fraudulent outcome, know that if you treasonous DemoKKKrats should try anything against our President upon realizing your illegitimate regime's attempts to demonize him have only made him more popular than ever, we patriots have all the weapons and equipment and the technical know-how to cut off all food shipments, electricity, internet access, water pipelines, and sewer service to you insurrectionist capital traitors in your urban cesspits and thereby exterminate you for the vermin you are.

To E.D. in particular: better pull your tongue out of Pedo Joe's bung and your nose out of Pedo Hunter's cocaine stash before you pick up something even worse than the venereal diseases that have clearly already long since rotted away all gray matter in your now-empty DemoKKKrat skull, leftard.

It's pathetic how magaTs continue to reveal themselves as cancerous polyps in the colon of their cult leader. Their derangement is so profound.

Nope. What's pathetic is how you Biden rimmers keep trying to project alll your traits onto us. It's you baby-butchering child-molesting Climate Cultist pedofaggotranny-pandering traitors with your lips sewn to illegal White House occupant Pedo Joe's rectum who are the cancerous polyps on America (and in fact on all of humanity), not America's last legitimately elected President Donald Trump, the veritably heroic patriot.

Isn't it strange everyone is keen to get into political wars on this site, yet nobody wants to comment on all the good talent that is going to waste on this site. There are quality parodies submitted every day by Duc4AmIRight, the_conqueror_of_parodies, Glynn Leaney and occasionally The Parody Author yet nobody gives two hoots about the said authors.

Too right, Observer. Maybe they should stop feeding the troll who's basically only here to cause trouble and take a look at the parodies themselves to judge the talent there.

You can't blame people for commenting on politics these days, given how important what is going on is. What's tragic is that so many remain stuck on the blob of toxic sewage that is Dump. Cheers to those who are able to break out of that cult, like Michael Cohen did. Massive shame on those who remain in it.