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Song Parodies -> "Grump's Guilty"

Original Song Title:

"Not Guilty"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Grump's Guilty"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

this was composed months before it is now posted during Grump's first criminal trial and envisions the result of future criminal trials which are more significant.
Grump's guilty
For obstruction on that day,
When he tried to steal his way.
Grump's guilty
For conspiracy to defraud,
Witness tampering and more…

It was obvious to the smart,
What he wanted was for himself.
So many couldn’t get it through their heads.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.

When courts handed him some writs,
He sure wasn’t helped by his fits.

While they thought he loved their hearts,
What he wanted was for himself.
In terms of truth, his folks were underfed.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.

Grump's guilty
For unleashing thuggish freaks,
Making suckers of the meek.
Grump's guilty
For leading them astray
On that January day.

When he upset the apple cart,
What he wanted was for himself.
It’s so sad they were misled.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.

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CML - April 23, 2024 - Report this comment
Of course Trump is guilty of these things. When you are pulling totally novel legal theories out of your sigmoid colon and applying them to just one person in direct violation of Article I Sec 9's prohibition of Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Laws; and when you "try" this case in front of foaming-at-the-mouth, rabid anti-Trump juries in direct violation of the Sixth Amendment .... then sure, you can prove him guilty ........ What you will also "prove" to about 200 million Americans is that there is no longer any rule of law for them. But inasmuch as this group comprises virtually everybody who supplies water, power, food and medicine, Im sure that wont be a problem
99% - April 23, 2024 - Report this comment
Grump has been getting way better treatment than 99% of us would get. We'd have been jailed long ago for his gag order violations.
99% - April 23, 2024 - Report this comment
Not counting all those the Democrats favors that is.
Rand - April 23, 2024 - Report this comment
Incessant spittle-spewing political "parodies" and the vitriolic diss-course which invariably accompanies them has killed the fellowship and joy that participating in this website once offered.
MAGA - April 23, 2024 - Report this comment
It never offered any such. This site's been full of this unfunny political B.S. pretty much from its inception. The only difference nowadays is that Willie Tong and the other unfunny DemoKKKrat shills who used to plague this site with their political drivel are all mostly either dead or (probably) drooling away what little remains of their pathetic existences in overcrowded and underfunded nursing homes somewhere.
Agrimorfee - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
You conveniently didn't mention Linda Terhune. To paraphrase your Orange Fuehrer, "there are awful people on both sides."
Just Curious - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
So why do MAGA and the notorious vote inflator waste their time hanging out here? I'd like to read some of the parodies they've posted - if any.
Below Average Dave - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Now now children…
eeL's sexretary - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
something eeL tried to post recently was apparently deemed too sexual for amiright, so he tried to submit it to the sister site WhatFreaks. that site doesn't show any new submissions for 8 years. can someone cue Chuck or whoever runs that to check their inbox.
Rand - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
I wish I could say it's nice to have my point so well-proven, but it isn't.
eeL deaL - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
I rule this website! That’s why I get so many 111 votes (courtesy of the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies). I am the best EVER author there is!
Max Power - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Whenever eeL submits something, the comments sections may or may not have eeL posing as someone else to make things interesting. I really don't think he even believes anything he have been writing.
reaL eeL - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
The real eeL didn't make the comment that he's the best author ever. He did consider posting his "Star On Amiright" parody as "Best On Amiright" but decided on the more humble theme.
Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2024 - Report this comment
You know who needs to be humble? Trump, the least humble person of all. Unless Putin walks in the room. Then, the heel heels.
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2024 - Report this comment
whatfreaks got divested from Chuck some time ago. I don't think anyone moderates it any longer, it's just sitting in the aether. Which I suspect will happen to THIS place down the line. I am in the process of printing out my parodies before it gets dismantled.
eeL's sexretary - April 25, 2024 - Report this comment
This hilarious bit by Bill Maher is what inspired what eeL sent to whatfreaks: tiny.cc/jerk-2 ; can someone guess which Doors song he parodied?
Observer - April 26, 2024 - Report this comment
No parody updates since the 23rd. Looks like this site has finally run its course and the bogus votes certainly did not help.
The End - April 26, 2024 - Report this comment
if the final posted parody on amiright is "Grump's Guilty" by eeL, that's a good way to go out, but it would be nice to get at least a couple more weeks of life out of the site.

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