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Song Parodies -> "Hexy Haiti"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hexy Haiti"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Hexy Haiti, what have you done?
Do you have too many scums?
Do you have too many scums?
Hexy Haiti, oh, what have you done?

Hexy Haiti, too much voodoo
You have too much bad energy
You have too much bad energy
Hexy Haiti, oh, too much voodoo

A nasty place
Are you a nation full of shovers?
Do you have too many scums,
Or what?
Hexy Haiti (Hexy Haiti), the hexest (she's the vexest) of them all

Hexy Haiti, such a shit show
The world is wondering
Why you’re so screwed
The world is wondering
Why you’re so screwed
Hexy Haiti, oh, such a shit show

Hexy Haiti, learn how to vet
In what way have you gone too far?
In what way have you gone too far?
Hexy Haiti, oh, learn how to vet

Maybe it’d help if she
Changed her name from
Hate-e to Love-e (Hexy Haiti)
That might help
To brighten everything
Hexy Haiti
(Hexy Haiti, she's the hexest)
She's the hexest and the vexest
Of them all
(Hexy Haiti, she's the hexest
And the vexest of them all)

Is she a nation full of scums?
(Hexy Haiti)
In what way have you gone too far?
(Hexy Haiti)

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the_conqueror_of_parodies - March 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Absolutely terrible.

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