I’m going to the Donner Party Dinner,
Save a breast or leg for me this coming winter,
Their wagon train broke down,
And then they got snowbound,
With nothing left to eat except each other,

Then came the Andes plane that took a dive,
Uruguay team found a way to stay alive,
They lasted for two months,
On each other they munched,
Their Hannibal Lector meals let them survive.

(interlude)
It was eighteen forty six,
Blizzard struck them,
Papua New Guinea cuisine
Finger lickin'

I’m going to the Donner Party Dinner,
Save a breast or leg for me this coming winter,
Their wagon train broke down,
And then they got snowbound,
Then they had to eat the food of Jeffrey Dahmer

(interlude)
Then nineteen seventy two,
Rugby team crashed,
But instead of starving dude
They ate some flesh

They flew the Andes plane that took a dive,
Uruguay team found a way to stay alive,
From vegetarian
No moral questioning,
Their Hannibal Lector meals let them survive.