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Song Parodies -> "Mad Skel’s Split-Skull Hammer"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell’s Silver Hammer"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Skel’s Split-Skull Hammer"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

Dolt is sick as hell, so he’s gonna prison-dwell
For pounding that dome
Prison the new home for this pest-goon
Gno-o-o-o-ome

Sap came crashin’in, then pate he was bashin’ in
Though he was alone
Just one of the many idiot clo-o-o-ones

For smashing that head, he’s gotta go
Behind an iron door

Bang, bang, mad skel’s split-skull hammer
Came down on Paul’s head
Bang, bang…max cell for that hammer
troll, left victim near dead

Wackjob, fool, the bin’s padded cell he belongs in
Electrodes deployed
Onto the sides of his shaved uncrushed bea-ea-ean
Treat some mad this way; this whacktroll has gotta pay
He’s out of his mind.
A 50-year sentence would be oh so so so low

And now this hammer headjob deployed
To doing lots of time

Clang, clang, mad skel in the slammer
For hammering head
Clang, clang, mad skel there can yammer
In his filthy bunkbed

Worthless scurvy scum, verminous this jerk and bum
Mad skel crashed a home
Panting rambling slavering babbling
D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh!

Near killed Pelosi, screaming with insanity
Should never go free (mad skel never free)
The judge must put this freak in a cell for so-o-o long

Thug is a scourge, at best a halfwit
Extremely diseased mind

Rank skank rat skel to the slammer
Is gonna be led (loon-goon-loon-goon-loon)
Clang, clang go doors in the slammer
He is surely inbred

Prison-crammed, the max

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Zen Adam B. - November 23, 2023 - Report this comment
Glad Depape is in prison and can no longer give ones here ;-p

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