Song Parodies -> "Sold Dumb Slumpsters..."

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End"

Original Performer:

"Sold Dumb Slumpsters..."

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The Lyrics

Dunces are so lame
They bet on that old turd
Dunces are insane
They bet on that toad
Creepy brittle marred things
Spewing lies
We know they’ll sing
More bull tonight

Sold dumb Slumpsters kill my eyes
My, those fake fools i despise
Creepy brittle marred things
Spewing lies
You know they’ll sling
More bull tonight

Dunces are so lame
They bet on that old turd
Dunces are insane
They bet on that toad
Creepy brittle marred things
Spewing lies
We know they’ll sing
More bull tonight

Magats are married to that fake
Married to that fake, that bum slime
Magats are married to that flake
Magats are married to that flake
That dumb slime

Can’t stand that guy selling pillows
Am so tired of his invitations
He’s a bad influence on the nation,
A fake clown

Magats are married to that fake
Married to that fake, that bum slime
Magats are married to that flake
Magats are married to that flake
That dumb slime

Oh yeah, all fright
Grump is gonna scream
In their dreams tonight

Dumb fools, dumb fools
Dumb fools, dumb fools
Dumb fools, dumb fools
Dumb fools, dmub fools

And in the end
The hate fools take
Is equal to the hate
Fools make

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Warning - November 16, 2023 - Report this comment

DO not believe all the bogus 111 votes that you are getting. They care caused by the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies to sabotage your score yet he gives himself bogus 555 votes.

eeL deaL - November 16, 2023 - Report this comment

if conqueror_of_parodies is the culprit, that person (or bot) should change name to con_of_parodies.

Rand - November 16, 2023 - Report this comment

In this case, DO believe the 111 votes.

eeL deaL - November 17, 2023 - Report this comment

comments, whether idiotic or intelligent, drive up the 1 votes, because the unibomber hates attention given to anything other than his/her own words?

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